pengis
a bent or curved penis
pengis by bob the bilter July 14, 2011
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Pengis by Pengis man 69 April 24, 2018
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pengis • pengish • Pengishobia • pengism • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • pengus • Penis Colada
Pengis
pengis
Completely revised and expanded edition of the three-million copy bestseller?
architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.
(aka penis wiv a "g" wot)
architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.
(aka penis wiv a "g" wot)
ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring, ring, ring banana phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phooooooooooooooooooone. i've got this feelin, its soo appeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalin: cellular, modular, interactive oddular
pengis by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 4, 2005
Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
Pilgrim Penis
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
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