pengis 

a bent or curved penis

bob: I walked in on my cousin taking a piss! found out hes got a pengis.

john: Thats deep dude

pengis by bob the bilter July 14, 2011

Pengis 

A penguin penis

I was walkin down the road and found a penguin i was curious and took a look at his pengis

Pengis by Pengis man 69 April 24, 2018

Pengis 

a diseased penis.

- omg why does it burn when i piss?
- well ya gotta pengis.

Pengis by Enrih November 12, 2010

pengis 

Completely revised and expanded edition of the three-million copy bestseller?

architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.

(aka penis wiv a "g" wot)

ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring, ring, ring banana phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phooooooooooooooooooone. i've got this feelin, its soo appeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalin: cellular, modular, interactive oddular

pengis by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 4, 2005

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017