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penguing 

noun

/ˈpeŋɡwɪnɡ/

A member of a group of black and white flightless birds, known in their flock as penguins. from the family pengui, genus penguin, species Pingu, ssp. pengweng

best known from the documentary "South Pacific" on BBC Earth narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch.

It is a common misconception that a single member of such group could in fact be called a "penguin", however this leads to severe confusion in the scientific community and should be discouraged at all times.
wow what a cute penguing!

surely you mean a penguin?

No thats a common misconception! you see, all the penguin in the world are together a family, and each penguing is a member of this loving arctic circle.

oh... ok...
penguing by bleuch October 10, 2022
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Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

penguinz0 

Penguinz0 is a world famous actor. He is best known for his critically acclaimed performance as the district 9 medic in the hunger games Mockingjay part 1. He is also well known for his role as Kessler in Killer bean and his experimental media review show the Moist Meter.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh, I'm watching penguinz0.
I loved him in the hunger games!
penguinz0 by senatx November 1, 2020

Club Penguin 

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"
bottom text including club penguin.

penguinz0 

The sexist man and Youtuber alive, legends tell he is the only Human born with a boner and has never gone flaced. Owner of the official Brendan Fraiser fan club.

He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater
" my nipples are hard and my pants are white, looks like Penguinz0 made a new video"

Penguining 

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.
No penguining allowed at water parks.
Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023
How the sexy Benedict Cumberbatch pronounces "Penguin"
"So why are these woodlands so attracted to pengwings? A fresh water stream through the forest makes a handy highway for a parent pengwing heading home from a fishing trip"
Pengwing by The Dalek Asylum December 2, 2014
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