penguination 

When you are feeling like a penguin and just want to waddle around

Penguination is overcoming me YAYY

penguination by Eyloshai April 7, 2019

penguinization

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.

penguinization by Icchok January 28, 2010

penguinisation 

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.

Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!

penguinisation by penguinsrule August 4, 2005

pegumnation 

Pee-Gum-Nay-Shun"
1. A small group of people organized under a single, usually independent community; a family.
2. Those that like lowrider vehicles and poor sounding sound systems.
3. A people who share common customs, origins, history, and frequently poor language skills.
4. Enjoy the company of young individuals.

The Pegumnation is strong here.

pegumnation by BigABone September 26, 2019

penguinisation 

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

penguinisation by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

penagination 

A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.

Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.

Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?

Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.

Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?

penagination by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010

Penguinisation 

The act of converting an object or animal into a Penguin. The process of converting an animal in to a Penguin is usually performed via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

Through the act of penguinisation, Sarah's puppy is now a Penguin.

Penguinisation by Daktalis April 4, 2009