pendke 

A strong, will powered person

My sister's a pendke

pendke by Anonymous6639 June 3, 2021

Pender 

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

Pender by P'tainz February 11, 2013

Penske File 

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.

Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"

Penske File by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

pinche pendejo 

Fucking idiot

El es pinche pendejo

pinche pendejo by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

Ultimate Pendejo 

A person who is a complete moron. Someone who has no common sense. The dumbest of the dumb

George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!

Ultimate Pendejo by WizeCheez September 12, 2009