pehoe

Someone who’s a sucker for fucking children

Guy 1: I just fucked that boy, he was 12
Guy 2: omg you’re such a pehoe🤩🤩

by an an as September 8, 2022

Phoebe Bridgers

my depression buddy when i’m depressed and i need some music to listen to

“Dude I’m sad as hell. Time to listen to Phoebe Bridgers to numb the pain.”

by stinky butthole July 25, 2021

Pehoto

Pay-HOE-toe

1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.

2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.

3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.

Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)

Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!

by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009

Phoenix Wright

To do a Phoenix Wright is to turn something around; mainly in an argument.

Me: So, did you have a go at him for stealing your girlfriend?
Callum: Yeah, but he "Phoenix Wright"ed me, and now I'm the bad guy.

Me: I was getting whinged at by my parents the other day, but I did a Phoenix Wright. As a result, they apologised and gave me a tenner.

by Sublime With Alex August 15, 2014

river phoenix

Talented actor of the early nineties/late eighties. He died very young of a drug overdose in October, 1993. He was nominated for an Academy Award for his supporting role in Running On Empty. He was also a vegan and an activist for PETA. He received a lot of acclaim for his controversial role in My Own Private Idaho, where he was rumored to have begun his drug abuse.

River Phoenix will be missed for his talent, most of all.

by Nikki R. July 5, 2005

Phoebeing

The act of raising one's thumb and smiling slightly in an awkward situation.

Phoebe was just phoebeing in the corner

by luvbuneez10 November 25, 2013

Phoebe Bridgers

Musical artist known for her albums “punisher” and “stranger in the alps”. Also has album called boy genius with Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus. She is really hot. She wears skeleton outfits a lot. I love Phoebe Bridgers and so should you

“I’m going to listen to funeral by Phoebe Bridgers and cry”
“Waiting room is my favorite Phoebe Bridgers song”

by Bfndndndbdbdb1 October 18, 2021