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Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation
"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"
peetush by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011
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slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme
andy szeto is a peetus
peetus by tony illes March 5, 2008
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A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.
Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.
peetus by kiskis January 16, 2017

Petushka 

Petushka is a Russian folk puppet character from back in the 17th century. Petushkas were either marionettes, or handiwork puppets. Traditionally the Petushka was a kind of a court jester adorned in a red dress, red kercheif, and often a comical long nose.
Frank Zappa played a Petushka
Traditional Petuskis are hilarious
Petrushka
Petusha
Petushki
Petrushki
Petushka by thepuppetknows May 6, 2013
A very friendly guy to have a conversation with because he's very talkative, but sometimes you might get insecurities of his smartness. He has a charming smile and a good looking nerd look. Very outgoing, loves to join charity or any event held in or outside school. Very good in debating and voice out his opinions. Girls loves him because of his politeness but he's very secretive with his personal life. He can be a lawyer as well because he's good in making judgement and analytical skills in voicing out his opinions. A very positive and happy go lucky guy. Very confident and fashionable. He always dress up professionally and always presentable wherever he goes. Girls falls for him because of his smartness and charmingness. Very down to earth and funny as well.
Peeyush is love ❤
Peeyush by Alexis12441638 November 23, 2021
You are enthusiastic and full of energy. You are smart and good looking . You are a good person and a good computer teacher .
Peeyush ..tell me what is function overloading?
peeyush by Le martinia columb November 26, 2021

Peepusher 

When one does awesome things and completes incredible feats they become a peepusher
I am a peepusher because I benched more than you
Peepusher by Big Beattie January 19, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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