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Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation

"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"

peetush by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011

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peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

peetus by tony illes March 5, 2008

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peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

peetus by kiskis January 16, 2017

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Petushka

Petushka is a Russian folk puppet character from back in the 17th century. Petushkas were either marionettes, or handiwork puppets. Traditionally the Petushka was a kind of a court jester adorned in a red dress, red kercheif, and often a comical long nose.

Frank Zappa played a Petushka
Traditional Petuskis are hilarious
Petrushka
Petusha
Petushki
Petrushki

Petushka by thepuppetknows May 6, 2013

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Peeyush

A very friendly guy to have a conversation with because he's very talkative, but sometimes you might get insecurities of his smartness. He has a charming smile and a good looking nerd look. Very outgoing, loves to join charity or any event held in or outside school. Very good in debating and voice out his opinions. Girls loves him because of his politeness but he's very secretive with his personal life. He can be a lawyer as well because he's good in making judgement and analytical skills in voicing out his opinions. A very positive and happy go lucky guy. Very confident and fashionable. He always dress up professionally and always presentable wherever he goes. Girls falls for him because of his smartness and charmingness. Very down to earth and funny as well.

Peeyush is love ❤

Peeyush by Alexis12441638 November 23, 2021

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peeyush

You are enthusiastic and full of energy. You are smart and good looking . You are a good person and a good computer teacher .

Peeyush ..tell me what is function overloading?

peeyush by Le martinia columb November 26, 2021

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Peepusher

When one does awesome things and completes incredible feats they become a peepusher

I am a peepusher because I benched more than you

Peepusher by Big Beattie January 19, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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