peespirate

When you have to pee at the start of a workout but you sweat out enough water and lose the urge.

I had to go about a mile into our hike but after three miles of climbing I peespirated and no longer have to find a restroom.

by Mikepan12 October 8, 2020

peespirate

When you have to go at the start of a workout but lose the urge after sweating enough water out.

I had pee about a mile into the hike but after three more miles of climbing, I peespirated and no longer need a restroom.

by Mikepan12 October 8, 2020

no perspiration

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".

{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!

by Telephony March 12, 2022

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

Persperate

to sweat excessively; an acceptable variation of perspire

The yoga instructor began to persperate.

by bryguy730 March 17, 2009

Premature Perspiration

When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....

Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...

Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?

Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.

by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011

Poultry Perspiration

A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.

Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.

by gschad August 2, 2011