pedus

The penis.

I bet my pedus is biger than your pedus.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

peduncle

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

by LePugh November 22, 2011

Pedasodemierda

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.

Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018