pedruncle

Pedruncle - A drunk pedophilic uncle

Oh no! My pedruncle is home from the bar, hide!!

by M4ZT3R13L4Z14N January 30, 2017

peduncle

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

by LePugh November 22, 2011

Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).

My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.

by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011

Perdunkle

A modern day wood nymph. This is a word that describes a girl that is most literally a force of nature. She both makes you smile and frustrates you at once. Her powers are endless.

Boy: "YOU'RE SUCH A PERDUNKLE!"

Girl: "What did I do?"

Boy: "You know what you did. . .!"

by A Perdunkle February 11, 2010

pruncle

Someone who is dating your aunt. A "pre-uncle".

Dude, my pruncle keeps hitting on me. I think he's gay, my aunt's not gunna be happy!

by KonFan16 May 31, 2010

pedunkle

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.

I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.

by CasualJ December 2, 2007

perdunkle

Very large swinging pannus. Large apron on a fat person that hangs over the genitals.

How can you have sex with her when her perdunkle hangs so far over her pussy?

by zootie January 15, 2008