pedopod 

A bald guy that smiles in a way that will freak you out and voice cracks a lot that it gets to the point of normality and has a big foot obsession

“Dude you should take off your shoes in front of pedopod!”
“DUDE YES!”

pedopod by M3RKL0P3Z October 14, 2017

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia

Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire.

Jake is a fucking pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophiliac. He needs to go see a psychiatrist that specializes in pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia.

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia is considered to be the most common form of sexual arousal.

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia by Quacker1 February 17, 2008

Pedopope 

The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.

HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.

That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.

Pedopope by grimouire April 18, 2010

Pedopop

Pop music that is sung by little girls with high pitched voices, or by people who are able to imitate the sound well. A lot of the most popular pedopop is Japanese, so it is very popular with weeaboos. Pedopop is very cutesy and upbeat, so it may annoy people who do not get a boner at the sound of a 4 year old girl's voice.

It is inconceivable that any normal person could enjoy this stupid pedopop.

Pedopop by Michael the 1337 April 13, 2008

Pedoportation

As demonstrated in most horror movies, most pedophiles seem to have the ability to teleport. This phenomenon is known as pedoportation.

He was in her room, so she ran down the stairs. But the moment she got down, he was right there in front of her. He is a master of pedoportation.

Pedoportation by Ginga Ninja 4272 October 17, 2008

pedopotamus 

An extremely large (and/or obvious) pedophile; exaggerated to be the size of a hippopotamus.

Holy crap that guy is a huge pedopotamus.

pedopotamus by druman July 27, 2010

pedoposer

Combination of pedo (as in pedophile) and poser.
Refers to a pedophile who poses as a minor in chat rooms to lure children.

S/he claims they're 15, but nobody has ever seen or heard them, so they could be a pedoposer.

pedoposer by Pooge June 4, 2006