pedopotamus 

An extremely large (and/or obvious) pedophile; exaggerated to be the size of a hippopotamus.

Holy crap that guy is a huge pedopotamus.

pedopotamus by druman July 27, 2010

Predapotamus 

Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.

Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.

Predapotamus by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Pelipotamus 

Two Pelippers mate with a Hippopotas and creates the master race of all pokemon.

Pelipotamus
ヒポポタス Pelipotamus #674

Art by Ken Sugimori from Diamond and Pearl

Type Ground Ground Ground

Ground Ground Ground

Species Hippo Pokémon

Abilities Sand Stream -----

Sand Force
Hidden Ability

Exp. at Lv. 100 1,250,000

Regional Pokédex numbers Kanto
#— Johto
#— Hoenn
#— Sinnoh
#122 Unova
#— Not in any regional Pokédex

Regional Browser numbers Fiore
R— Almia
R-246 Oblivia
R-283 Oblivia (past)
N-103 Not in any regional Browser

Height 2'07"
Imperial 0.8m
Metric 2'07"/0.8m

0.0m

Weight 109.1lbs
Imperial 49.5kg
Metric 109.1lbs/49.5kg

0.0kg

Catch rate 140
18.3%

Gender ratio Genderless Unknown

50% male, 50% female

Breeding Ground group 31 cycles
(7905 minimum steps)

EV yield HP
0 Atk
0 Def
1 Sp.Atk
0 Sp.Def
0 Speed
0

Base Exp.: 95 Battle Exp.: 951*

ex. The pelipotamus has no examples except a pelipotamus

Pelipotamus by Griphz the pokemaster November 22, 2011

Pelipotamus 

The cross between and pelican and a hippopotamus

Kristian: What is that thing? It looks like a cross between a pelican and a hippopotamus.
Liam: It's a Pelipotamus!

Pelipotamus by DwideShrude November 22, 2011

Pedopottimus 

A ukelele playing axe murderer who shits hippos

Trista is a pedopottimus.

Pedopottimus by hippoped December 19, 2018