Pedopop

Pop music that is sung by little girls with high pitched voices, or by people who are able to imitate the sound well. A lot of the most popular pedopop is Japanese, so it is very popular with weeaboos. Pedopop is very cutesy and upbeat, so it may annoy people who do not get a boner at the sound of a 4 year old girl's voice.

It is inconceivable that any normal person could enjoy this stupid pedopop.

Pedopop by Michael the 1337 April 13, 2008

pedocop 

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.

"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"

pedocop by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia

Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire.

Jake is a fucking pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophiliac. He needs to go see a psychiatrist that specializes in pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia.

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia is considered to be the most common form of sexual arousal.

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia by Quacker1 February 17, 2008

Pedopope 

The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.

HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.

That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.

Pedopope by grimouire April 18, 2010

Pedapopo 

A Pedophile that is a police officer

"That police officer is a pedapopo"

Pedapopo by TheNutNialator September 17, 2023

pedopod 

A bald guy that smiles in a way that will freak you out and voice cracks a lot that it gets to the point of normality and has a big foot obsession

“Dude you should take off your shoes in front of pedopod!”
“DUDE YES!”

pedopod by M3RKL0P3Z October 14, 2017

Pedoportation

As demonstrated in most horror movies, most pedophiles seem to have the ability to teleport. This phenomenon is known as pedoportation.

He was in her room, so she ran down the stairs. But the moment she got down, he was right there in front of her. He is a master of pedoportation.

Pedoportation by Ginga Ninja 4272 October 17, 2008