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pedophilistic 

pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.
‘look at him, what a pedophile’
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’
pedophilistic by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021
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pedophilistic 

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.
"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

pedophilistic 

(adj.) being like a pedophile
I would feel pedophilistic if I were attracted to an anime character that had the face of a twleve-year-old.
pedophilistic by mheubel January 13, 2009

Pedophilactical

Acting like a pedophile or doing things that a pedophile would do.
Check out neighbor Dave and his pedophilactical ways.

Dude, hanging out at the arcade at your age is so pedophilactical.
Pedophilactical by bigghank December 31, 2010

Pedophilition 

The act of being a pedophile when everybody knows
My teacher commits pedophilition when he winked at the whole class
Pedophilition by Toderdrick February 9, 2019

pedophilific 

Adjective describing actions in a manner consistent with that of a pedophile
Dude.... looking at that young girl is pedophilific
pedophilific by Zac Engle June 28, 2008

pedophilific 

(adjective) When a person is a pedophile, they are described as pedophilific.
Don't be a pedophilific person, it doesn't make me DTF.
pedophilific by purplehippo44 March 1, 2011
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