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pedophilistic 

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.
"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

pedophilistic 

(adj.) being like a pedophile
I would feel pedophilistic if I were attracted to an anime character that had the face of a twleve-year-old.
pedophilistic by mheubel January 13, 2009

Pedophilactical

Acting like a pedophile or doing things that a pedophile would do.
Check out neighbor Dave and his pedophilactical ways.

Dude, hanging out at the arcade at your age is so pedophilactical.
Pedophilactical by bigghank December 31, 2010

Pedophilition 

The act of being a pedophile when everybody knows
My teacher commits pedophilition when he winked at the whole class
Pedophilition by Toderdrick February 9, 2019

pedophilific 

Adjective describing actions in a manner consistent with that of a pedophile
Dude.... looking at that young girl is pedophilific
pedophilific by Zac Engle June 28, 2008

pedophilific 

(adjective) When a person is a pedophile, they are described as pedophilific.
Don't be a pedophilific person, it doesn't make me DTF.
pedophilific by purplehippo44 March 1, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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