Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020

Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021

pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Pedastache

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

by WM Kolston November 1, 2010