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Pedialyte 

The master of rehydration, the idea was given to a doctor named Gary Cohen by the gods themselves who said unto him "Here, give this to man so he may recover from hangovers quickly."

Instead. he fucked up and made it for little kids who shit themselves too much and sold his idea to Abbott Laboratories.
Should be used after long weekends of drinking and partying, or if one has a cold.
It's pretty much like Gatorade on steroids but tastes awful.
After a long weekend of drinking, I bought a bottle of Pedialyte so I could properly cope with my crappy work schedule for Monday. Two sips later, I was ready to kill people! Thank you, Pedialyte! You gave me electrolytes!
Pedialyte by poopypoopybuttbutt April 21, 2011
Related Words

Pedialit 

This is a drink consisting of any ratios of pedialyte and a liquor.
Hey Jimmy will you make me a another pedialit drink with a vodka while you grab a beer?
Pedialit by Dakota Jackson October 30, 2021
a car with only one headlight.(other is blown/broken).Also a car game, for boyfriend/girlfriends where every time someone see a car with only one headlight they yell "padital" and keep count.After drive is over the person with the most "paditals" recieves something.1 padtial= a kiss, 2 paditals= a bj, 3 paditals= sex, on and on with anything after 4 paditals being winners choice.
during a drive john sees 3 paditals and his girlfriend passenger sees only one.John wins and claims sex with girlfriend.(had girlfriend seen only padital she would recieve a kiss.)
padital by GEMSrock January 26, 2009

Pedialargo 

A massive anatomical organ that can cause tremendous destruction.
Damn Richardo, you know how to use your pedialargo well! FIESTA!
Pedialargo by BigBulge23 September 8, 2023
•The name of Pedita has created a practical, responsible, stable nature, and you desire to direct the efforts of others rather than to take order or ask permission.

•You have a determined, self-reliant, capable nature and resent any interference, although in your desire to help you are inclined to become involved in the lives and decisions of other people.

•You like to make your own decisions and to be the master of your domain.

•You feel a limitation in your own expression when it is necessary to reach another through tact and understanding.

•Although the name Pedita creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

•This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry, mental tension, and tension or accidents to the head.
Her name is Pedita!

Have you seen Pedita?
Pedita by TamaraDi February 3, 2010
Genitals that start with the letter p. When you're not sure whether it is the penis or the pussy. So you just use penitals.
I wonder what that Tranny's Penitals look like
Penitals by CAPROVES May 24, 2017