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Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

pedicabber

A pedicabber is an adult human being who rides a tricycle in pursuit of Andrew Jackson, ultimately Benjamin Franklin.
pedicabber by slothonthebeach October 13, 2013

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.
"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch
Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

Persian pedicure 

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.
I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.
Persian pedicure by Lintowl April 2, 2020