Common symptoms of Penophilia:
- The person effected my feel a strong sexual attraction to pen(s)
- Have the need to be in close contact with pen(s)

- Have the need to talk about or touch a pen(s) at regular intervals throughout the duration of the day.

Treatment:
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this addiction. However, treatment such as visiting an obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) therapist may improve the quality of life of the people around the person affected.

*PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR I YOU NEED HELP*

Penophilia (also known as Stultus retardari syndrome)
Is an unhealthy sexual addiction to pens and it is most commonly identified with white Caucasian males between the ages of 12 - 60.

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Pecrophilia

The act of fucking a dead baby/fetus

Dude 1: damn bro, I just got caught by my wife fucking our aborted fetus..
Dude 2: ey bro that’s pecrophilia

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Pecrophilia

When you fuck a dead underage body

Man, I did Pecrophilia one time and didn't regret it.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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