Penophilia

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Common symptoms of Penophilia:
- The person effected my feel a strong sexual attraction to pen(s)
- Have the need to be in close contact with pen(s)

- Have the need to talk about or touch a pen(s) at regular intervals throughout the duration of the day.

Treatment:
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this addiction. However, treatment such as visiting an obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) therapist may improve the quality of life of the people around the person affected.

*PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR I YOU NEED HELP*

Penophilia (also known as Stultus retardari syndrome)
Is an unhealthy sexual addiction to pens and it is most commonly identified with white Caucasian males between the ages of 12 - 60.

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Video game pedophilia

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.

Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!

Video game pedophilia by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021

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pecunophilia

The highest form of love for money.

I have pecunophilia. I want to marry money.

pecunophilia by Samuiel January 16, 2022

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podophiliatrix

A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.

It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.

I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!

podophiliatrix by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017

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Podophilia

The foot fetish of a human being. The most common sexual interest in a nonsexual body part: a paraphilia for feet. Usually including, but not limited to: sexual, romantic or platonic attraction to feet of the opposite sex.

Podophilia for lot of people allegedly starts in childhood.

Podophilia by Info2go October 26, 2016

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Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

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Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

Spectro-Pedophilia by moe3575 January 13, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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