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1.high as hell 2.Gone off that chronic till you can't feel your legs

"Yo, dem heddies got me pearlyzed"

pearlyzed by Peabody Jenkins March 25, 2005

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Pearled

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

Pearled by TrapB June 9, 2018

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Pearled

A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle

Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts

Pearled by Daddyluke May 7, 2018

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paralyzed

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

paralyzed by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

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pearled

to roll a joint or a blunt with great perfection.

man look at this blunt, i pearled this!

pearled by yaaaa August 4, 2007

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Paralyzed

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

Paralyzed by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

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Pearled Oyster

Spreading one's butt cheeks to allow a breast to be placed between.

My girlfriend bent me over and gave me the old Pearled Oyster.

Pearled Oyster by ShakesEar January 8, 2013

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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