pearl harvester

Someone who works hard to get seamen out of a dick

Cathy loves sucking dick. That pearl harvester will fuck anyone.

by devillettuce May 17, 2015

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Pear Harvesting

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009