Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 01, 2010

Inigguration

The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.

Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.

by loldongs34 January 26, 2009

Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

Born Again Nigger

A Christian of African American Descent.

Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.

by loldongs34 December 17, 2008

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 01, 2010