13 definitions by loldongs34

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009
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When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.
The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.
by loldongs34 February 1, 2010
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A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.
Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.
by loldongs34 January 5, 2009
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When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
by loldongs34 December 22, 2008
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The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.
Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009
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The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.
Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.
by loldongs34 January 26, 2009
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