loldongs34's definitions

Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Z2K9

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.

Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.

by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008