Urban Dictionary: Definitions by loldongs34

Asstackle

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

Asstackle by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

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When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

Showbone by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

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"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

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When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

Drunk Luck by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

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A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

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The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

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Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

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