Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 04, 2009

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 01, 2010

Inigguration

The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.

Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.

by loldongs34 January 26, 2009

Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009