loldongs34's definitions

Born Again Nigger

A Christian of African American Descent.

Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.

by loldongs34 December 17, 2008

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

Inigguration

The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.

Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.

by loldongs34 January 26, 2009