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You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.
by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
by loldongs34 December 23, 2008
