loldongs34's definitions
by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

by loldongs34 January 26, 2009

Masturbation with a sock.
by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.
by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
by loldongs34 December 23, 2008
