payrole 

(1) A probationary status at your place of employment after having been convicted of either "padding" your work-hours or periodically snitching a few bucks from da cash register to supplement your take-home pay.
(2) A probation arrangement whereby you actually get paid a wage for behaving yourself.

Since ex-cons are often automatically suspected whenever a crime occurs in their vicinity, I was glad dat my work-release-program employer was able to definitively find out dat it was one of his regular employees who had been skimming da till, so dat my clean payrole-record didn't get undeservedly tarnished.

payrole by QuacksO August 26, 2023

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.

"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Haters on the Payroll by DannyDimes December 18, 2020

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Troll Patroler 

Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.

Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"

Also see Troll orgy

Troll Patroler by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011

don't fuck with the payroll 

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

don't fuck with the payroll by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

Payroll Prostitute by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

on parole 

(adj) Out of prison before the end of the sentence, but still required to report regularly to the authorities.

Yo be on parole!

on parole by Fangsta December 15, 2003