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Paying the bills 

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

Playing With Your Balls 

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.
Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls

playing with the range balls 

A gay golfer. A golfer who loves to love men. A golfing homo.

"It looks like Eddie is playing with the range balls."

"The new golf pro is definitely playing with the range balls."

"I'm not joining a threesome with someone who is playing with the range balls."

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026