2 definitions by The (Real) Great Western Satan

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009

Paying the bills

menstruating

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

by The (Real) Great Western Satan January 23, 2012