Pawny

a word that generally refers to someone or something that is extremely annoying, but also very powerful, such that you are ultimately unable to do anything about it

My boss is the biggest pawny I know. He keeps sending passive aggressive emails to all the employees. I wish I could report him to someone, but he answers to no one.

Pawny by blue fag June 3, 2018

Pawny

An extremely narcissistic but unoriginal “art type” who loves to play the victim even when something is their own fault. Super charismatic and fun, and a great listener but will absolutely talk shit and start rumours when you’re not in the room. Hates when others set boundaries.

Guy 1: “Bro I’m straight up scared of Pawny”
Guy 2: “Ya most people are that’s why no one calls him/her out on his/her bullshit”

Pawny by blkbirdbaby November 22, 2021

the pawny guy 

When you try to play chess with your grandma, and she doesn't know a thing about it. She calls the pawn 'the pawny guy' and you face palm so hard you duplicate yourself.

P1: Check.

P2: Can the pawny guy capture this piece?

the pawny guy by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

panny d 

Obviously, the coronavirus pandemic

“We need to cut ourselves some slack...it’s a global panny d after all”

"Even during this panny d, the most contagious thing is still your smile"

"Your legs aren't the only things that are spreading during this panny d"

panny d by Pannyd October 12, 2020

Pwny Club 

While playing online video games players like to kill one another.
When you kill some one repeatedly you "own" them.
"P0wned" became a net term for this,
and is an abbreviation of "P0wned" is "pwn".

Pwn is an insulting way of saying you own someone.

Pwny club (Pony Club) reads like it sounds and is used to be futher insulting.

*Chard Kills Gunslinger*
CharD: I owned you.
Gunslinger: You're gunna get P0wned.

*CharD Kills Gunslinger again*
CharD: Hah, P0wned you.
Gunslinger: Nah, you wait, I'll Pwn you.

*CharD again kills Gunslinger*
CharD: Lol, Welcome to the Pwny Club.

*after killing some one repeatedly in an online game*
Endless_Slaughter: Welcome to the Pwny Club
Pantz: Fuck you!

Pwny Club by }-SpiRit-{-GONE April 4, 2009

PWNYPlays 

The most annoying channel on Twitch

That guy PWNYPlays is the most annoying channel on Twitch

PWNYPlays by optimus_parky March 11, 2019

Thumb-pany 

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.

Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?

Thumb-pany by samuek August 11, 2010