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Pashitica 

The term for the car model Chrysler Pacifica.
Known to be unreliable and prone to repairs, the Chrysler Pacifica is a hard to find commodity upon the streets nowadays.

It was originally designed as a cross-over SUV, meant to compete with Infiniti's FX35, the Nissan Murano, Honda Element, and the Toyota/Scion XB.

The Chrysler Pacifica was meant to output 240 engine horsepower. However, compared to other vehicles in the class and their relative acceleration and quarter mile times, the estimated 240 Horsepower is not accurate.

Along with this, many persons would assume the Pacifica would be good at handling rough road conditions. However, the Pacifica only maintains front wheel drive without a limited-slip differential meaning that for most instances, only one wheel will be receiving power.

In general, most problems found in the Chrysler Pashitica include:
-overheating.
-head gasket failure.
-transmission failure.
-master cylinder failure.
-rusting.
-knocking.
Dude, why do you drive your mom's pashitica?
Your babywagon pashitica does not hall ass.
Get a real SUV, a pashitica doesn't cut it.
Pashitica by 89Bonneville April 8, 2009
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Pathetical

A word that isn’t a word but should exist
Person:“You are a very pathetical person

Other person: “Pathetical isn’t a word”
Pathetical by Me-2021 April 4, 2021

Pathetical

1. Somebody who feels really really pathetic
2. When you are so broke you are literally counting your pennies to pay for something
1. Im feeling so pathetical today, i just cant do anything right. =*((

2. Cherie is so effing pathetical she barely found enough loose change to buy a bus ticket! i heard she even had to pay with some of those old copper coins.... ewwwy!!!
Pathetical by Melfron August 3, 2008

Pashitick 

The combination of pathetic and shit the ultimate level of sub standard performance
Matt orfords performance was pashitick!
Pashitick by Fullstopltd June 12, 2011

pathetical

kira used in dance moms to describe ashley
you are such a pathetical person
pathetical by yeyeyeyeyjade September 25, 2020

patheticality 

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.
Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"
patheticality by kangah May 14, 2009

Patheticalness 

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!
Patheticalness by dasmann March 28, 2010