patro-po

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

by angus bohanon August 24, 2006

po po patrol

being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.

"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"

by Sarah Henry December 29, 2007

po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

by ARZon January 8, 2017

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.

Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020

Police Patrol

Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.

The Police Patrol is watching us from his garden with binoculars.

by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010