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A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
by Teej4real February 28, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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