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patridophobia 

An irrational hatred or fear of one's own country or its culture. Stems from Greek "patrida" meaning (homeland), and "phobia", which is obviously a fear of something. Often harboured by SJWs who've never had to fight for anything, nor have they ever had a reason to appreciate the sacrifices made for what they have. Whilst every country has done some wrong, diversity is beautiful and we should all celebrate our differences.

Such a term should not refer to someone who is merely skeptical or disillusioned with their country's politics, because honestly, who isn't?
SJW: RACIST CIS WHITE MALE!!! OUR COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON OPPRESSION AND SLAVERY AND CAPITALISM IS EVIL. RACIST ISLAMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST BLABLABLA-
Informed person: Everyone did slavery and oppression back then; it wasn't just us. The Native Americans scalped each other over territory, the Muslims pillaged and raped anyone who wasn't a Muslim. The Christians had their Inquisition. Japan raped Nanking. All of history was an atrocity, why are you singling out our country?

Bystander: Sounds like a case of patridophobia to me. Hey, you wanna go to the pub?
patridophobia by UDUser4820 April 12, 2017

Pteridophobia

|My Friend Has Pteridophobia
I Have Pteridophobia
I Hate Ferns I Have Pteridophobia
Pteridophobia by Venustraphobia April 20, 2024

Patinophobia 

Extreme or irrational fear of Roller-skating
I tried having fun, but I think I might have patinophobia.

Parodophobia

The irrational fear of having one's pawn captured via the "en passant" rule in chess. Often used in online chess communities to describe a player who avoids moving their pawn forward two squares out of paranoia that their opponent will instantly execute the special capturing move.

History of En Passant
Etymology: Derived from the Greek parodos ("passage" or "entryway") and phobos ("fear"), literally translating to "fear of the pass-by."

15th-Century Origins: When en passant was introduced in 15th-century Europe to preserve pawn tension after two-square pawn starts were invented, skeptical players initially denounced it as "French sorcery" and avoided pushing double-steps out of spite.

The Digital Boom (2020–2021): The condition flared into a modern internet phenomenon during the online chess explosion, largely fueled by Twitch streaming, rapid time controls, and the chaotic s-censored for kids-posting of communities like r/AnarchyChess.
Julian the Black King:"h-Pawn, move 2 squares."
Harmony the Black h-Pawn:"But if i move 2 squares, that means im vulnerable to EN PASSANT"
Julian:"You stu-censored for kids, there is no white pawn anywhere near here"
Harmony:"Okay fine."

Parodophobia happened here
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