Patinophobia 

Extreme or irrational fear of Roller-skating

I tried having fun, but I think I might have patinophobia.

Patinophobia by MisterPresidential March 10, 2025

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

paranophobia 

Being afraid of fear.

His paranophobia kept him from being afraid.

paranophobia by Bradley Hodges April 3, 2006

Palinophobia 

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.

Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.

Palinophobia by jbcoops February 25, 2010

Putinophobia

Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.

Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.

Putinophobia by Antirussian August 17, 2023

panophobia 

an extreme wide ranging fear of everything.

panophobia is the fear of everything this includes walls, white boards, clocks, tables and more.

panophobia by old cress April 22, 2021

putinphobia 

The fear of putin (working with Trump)

I have putinphobia.

putinphobia by GordonRamsaysLambSauce April 10, 2017

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023