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Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.
Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016
To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.
"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

cutie patootie 

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.
cutie patootie by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

rat's patootie 

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
rat's patootie by Telephony June 17, 2014

Cutie Patootie 

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'
Cutie Patootie by Bumbsie July 5, 2017