patriotize 

Giving someone an ass whooping because they doubt your skills or because you just feel like it. Applies to any situation in life and was made popular by the NE demolition of the Washington Redskins on October 28th, 2007 where they destroyed them 52-7.

The NE Patriots have patriotized many teams in the NFL and are going to patriotize many more before the season is over.

patriotize by James T. 2 November 15, 2007

patriotize 

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

patriotize by CSteven May 20, 2021

The Great Patriotic Pact 

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023

Patriotisnt 

The act of aggressively touting your patriotism while encouraging behavior that is contrary to the principles the country was founded on.

1 - Every time Cheney defends torture he reinforces his patriotisnt.
2 - Hoping for the failure of the Elected President of the United States is a measure of your patriotisnt.

Patriotisnt by ArrghPaine March 7, 2010

Patriotreason 

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.

2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"

Patriotreason by Free Whilly April 11, 2012

Patrioticgemman 

A guy that uses the urban dictionary in an improper way.

I am Patrioticgemman.
Oh no!

Patrioticgemman by laser_fox March 5, 2021

Patronize

To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.

"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)

Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018