Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.
The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.
"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi