pastry pussy 

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

pastry pussy by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

pussy pastry 

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.

Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.

pussy pastry by silt daddy May 27, 2006

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis

Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!

Pasty Pussy Rod by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

Pantry Pussy 

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

Pantry Pussy by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Pissy Pasty 

The art of urinating during sexual intercourse.

Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!

Pissy Pasty by The-Pissed-Piper June 10, 2009