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Pastrami Sandwich 

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

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Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...
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pastrami sandwich 

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible
She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.
pastrami sandwich by frank January 14, 2004

Pastrami Sandwich 

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.
“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”
Pastrami Sandwich by Soup1039 November 7, 2018

hot pastrami sandwich 

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.
Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

Pastrami Sandwiching 

When two drunk people attempt to make out at a bar, or any common place. Much like eating the same pastrami sandwich it does not work out.
Girl 1: oh geez, looks like Becky is sloshed again.

Girl 2: best go get her before she tries pastrami sandwiching that dude

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher 

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher
The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher
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