hot pastrami sandwich

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.
Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."
by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020
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whensday

if you think that whensday is spelled wednesday your fucking stupid as hell. the true spelling is whensday dumbass
person 1: "man this wednesday is gonna be great"
person 2: "you.. believe in wednesday? its whensday you idiot!"
by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020
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