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pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.
It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!
pissamistic by testebestie January 4, 2017

Paramistic 

Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.
"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" "I'm totally Paramistic right now."

posamistic

a word slur combining the two words with similar meanings positive and optimistic
the opposite to negative or pessimistic is emmm.... posamistic

Pestimistic 

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism
Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
Pestimistic by Pesty May 18, 2009

pasafistical 

Doing/Saying somehting in the manner pf a pacifist, when you however are not.
Carl- "Why bother fighting man"
dave- "Thats such a pasafistical thing of you to say you twat, you where fighting last night"
Carl- "You Wanna go man?"
pasafistical by lempinghammer May 25, 2007

Pestimistic 

Same as being a pessimist but being a real bitch about it. Aka pest
Karen is being very pestimistic about getting caught smoking
Pestimistic by Prenouncer September 24, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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