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pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.
It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!
pissamistic by testebestie January 4, 2017

Paramistic 

Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.
"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" "I'm totally Paramistic right now."

posamistic

a word slur combining the two words with similar meanings positive and optimistic
the opposite to negative or pessimistic is emmm.... posamistic

Pestimistic 

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism
Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
Pestimistic by Pesty May 18, 2009

pasafistical 

Doing/Saying somehting in the manner pf a pacifist, when you however are not.
Carl- "Why bother fighting man"
dave- "Thats such a pasafistical thing of you to say you twat, you where fighting last night"
Carl- "You Wanna go man?"

Pestimistic 

Same as being a pessimist but being a real bitch about it. Aka pest
Karen is being very pestimistic about getting caught smoking
Pestimistic by Prenouncer September 24, 2019