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pashup by jdbjfdhfkdj November 25, 2021
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In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
cock pushup by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006
PashupatAstra
⊛︎⧼︎ ꗺ︎⓿︎ꗺ︎ 🔥⦕︎☯︎ ⚞︎∞︎v3̭︎(ᐥ︎|=|ʃ̐︎ )✹︎⚟︎ ☯︎⦖︎🔥 ꗺ︎⓿︎ꗺ︎ ⧽︎⊛︎
This is the most destructive personal weapon of the Supreme Hindu God Shiva/Kali/Adi Para Shakti, which can be discharged by either the mind, eyes, words or bow. This weapon is capable of destroying creations and vanquishing all beings. It is one of the six Mantramukta weapons which cannot be resisted and is given by Him directly.
It is the manifestation of His various forms, The Transcendental Pure Consciousness at the very beginning, which divides Itself into a passive aspect, acting as a static center of support,pure and forever, surrounded with the other dynamic aspect, causing infinite vibrations on it's plane, which together represented by the Nataraja form, plays the dance of creation, preservation and destruction of everything we can and cannot comprehend. And ultimately at the end of each Life cycle for everything to return back to this Transcendental and Pure Consciousness.
Described as being Possessed of one foot, of thousand large teeth, and a thousand heads and thousand Stomachs, it has a thousand arms, a thousand tongues, and a thousand eyes, it seemed to continually vomit fire and is capable of neutralizing every other weapon in the universe and causes utter destruction of the enemies it is fired upon.
This is the most destructive personal weapon of the Supreme Hindu God Shiva/Kali/Adi Para Shakti, which can be discharged by either the mind, eyes, words or bow. This weapon is capable of destroying creations and vanquishing all beings. It is one of the six Mantramukta weapons which cannot be resisted and is given by Him directly.
It is the manifestation of His various forms, The Transcendental Pure Consciousness at the very beginning, which divides Itself into a passive aspect, acting as a static center of support,pure and forever, surrounded with the other dynamic aspect, causing infinite vibrations on it's plane, which together represented by the Nataraja form, plays the dance of creation, preservation and destruction of everything we can and cannot comprehend. And ultimately at the end of each Life cycle for everything to return back to this Transcendental and Pure Consciousness.
Described as being Possessed of one foot, of thousand large teeth, and a thousand heads and thousand Stomachs, it has a thousand arms, a thousand tongues, and a thousand eyes, it seemed to continually vomit fire and is capable of neutralizing every other weapon in the universe and causes utter destruction of the enemies it is fired upon.
Lord Narada: "Oh! The Oppressed One, chant the Mantra and invoke this divine PashupatAstra on your enemies at once, to destroy all Evil and preserve Dharma back on Mother Earth."
The Oppressed One: "Om Namo Bhagavate MahaPashupatayaAtulaBalaVeeryaParaakramaay Tripashchanayanaay
Nanaroopaye Nanapraharanodyataye Sarvajgarak taye Bhinn gyan chayaprach chay Samshaan Vetalapriyaye Sarvavighnanikrintan-Rataye SarvSiddhipradaye Bhaktanukampine Asankhyavaktrabhujapadaye Tasmin Siddhay Vetalavitrasine Shakineekshobh Janakaye Vyadhinigrahkarine Paapbhanjanaye Suryasomagninetraye Vishnu-Kavachaye Khangavajrasthaye Yamadandavarunapasaye Rudrashulaye Jvalajjihavaye Sarvarogavidravanaye Grahanigrahakarine Dustanagakshaye-Karine. Om Krishnapingalaye Phat. Hunkaarastraye Phat. Vajra-Hastaye Phat. Shaktaye Phat. Dandaye Phat. Yamaye Phat. Khadgaye Phat. Neyatshrrrataye Phat. Varunaye Phat. Vajraye Phat. Dhwajaye Phat. Ankushaye Phat. Gadayee Phat. Kuberaye Phat. Trishoolaye Phat. Mudgaraye Phat. Chakraye Phat. Padmaye Phat. Naagastraye Phat. Eeshaanaye Phat. Khetkastraye Phat. Mundaye Phat. Mundastraye Phat ..."
The Oppressed One: "Om Namo Bhagavate MahaPashupatayaAtulaBalaVeeryaParaakramaay Tripashchanayanaay
Nanaroopaye Nanapraharanodyataye Sarvajgarak taye Bhinn gyan chayaprach chay Samshaan Vetalapriyaye Sarvavighnanikrintan-Rataye SarvSiddhipradaye Bhaktanukampine Asankhyavaktrabhujapadaye Tasmin Siddhay Vetalavitrasine Shakineekshobh Janakaye Vyadhinigrahkarine Paapbhanjanaye Suryasomagninetraye Vishnu-Kavachaye Khangavajrasthaye Yamadandavarunapasaye Rudrashulaye Jvalajjihavaye Sarvarogavidravanaye Grahanigrahakarine Dustanagakshaye-Karine. Om Krishnapingalaye Phat. Hunkaarastraye Phat. Vajra-Hastaye Phat. Shaktaye Phat. Dandaye Phat. Yamaye Phat. Khadgaye Phat. Neyatshrrrataye Phat. Varunaye Phat. Vajraye Phat. Dhwajaye Phat. Ankushaye Phat. Gadayee Phat. Kuberaye Phat. Trishoolaye Phat. Mudgaraye Phat. Chakraye Phat. Padmaye Phat. Naagastraye Phat. Eeshaanaye Phat. Khetkastraye Phat. Mundaye Phat. Mundastraye Phat ..."
PashupatAstra by de7iant July 9, 2022
douchebag pushups
Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.
That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
douchebag pushups by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014
cock pushups
Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
cock pushups by ActionDan February 11, 2007
Korean pushup
1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.
This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean pushups my girl was giving me last night.
2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean pushups.
3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean pushups!
4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean pushup was all about.
2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean pushups.
3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean pushups!
4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean pushup was all about.
Korean pushup by Doctor Lee, M.D. March 8, 2011
cock pushup
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
cock pushup by NBaker January 17, 2008