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Pashmam or پشمام is a persian informal expression of surprise or shock, much like Holy Shit in Spoken English, means to make someone's hair stand on end.
more specifically getting goose bumps on all over your body in terrifying experiences.
Pashm defines body hair therefore you can say pashmam rikht_fer khord(fell off) as a sentance form, when hair on your body will stand straight up as you get frightened, sexual or suprised AF.
Fa:: Pashmam kho dar bzan mikhai too biai(lap tabash ra mibandad)
En:: Pashmam, knock before entering (closing the laptoplid immediately)
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*