Parl

To suck your own dick because no one else will

That incel is gonna have to parl tonight, no woman will have him!

Parl by Trotskylite November 11, 2020

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas 

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"

-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas by StckyFingah November 22, 2021

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011

Parlor Trick 

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

Parlor Trick by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Nuclear Beauty Parlor 

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

Nuclear Beauty Parlor by artbomb July 3, 2011

parlor snake

A deceitful and promiscuous man who calls on naive women and carries out most of his dealings in the parlor of the women in question. Somewhat like a snake in the grass. Seen primarily in fiction of the pre-World War I era.

I don't know why she even sees him! He is a complete parlor snake!

parlor snake by jfw1926 November 25, 2013