parkdey

sexiest man alive with da biggest cock and super athlectic and 6 ft atleast

why is parkdey handsome

by 999VLONE November 20, 2021

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Parkey

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

by pmong January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

parkdeez nutz

To ask a girl for oral pleasure

you bitch, you better parkdeez nutz!

by JamesG July 20, 2006

parkey

An ugly girl

Ugh look at parkey

by Llol February 21, 2017