parklyn

A girl who follows alternative trends and believes herself to be original in every way. Everyone knows she is completely fake and a total bitch. She thinks of herself as an artist, but a two year old can draw better than her. Smokes weed, with a face full of acne.

I can't believe she thinks she is cool.

That girl is such a whore, she slept with that guy she met an hour ago.

Hey, don't be a parklyn.

by hipsterrainbow October 26, 2010

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Parkland

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11

Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley

by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

Parkland

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?

by Clamity May 3, 2005

Parkland

Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.

I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.

by Hindustu August 28, 2007

Parkland

The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.

You know that one kid, Brandon? From Parkland? He bought an eighth for $200!

by KCGonanders December 10, 2018

Parkland

Numerous brick walls containing many conceeded individuals along with a uneducated and overall asinine staff.

pointless waste of time

by 1ris January 5, 2005