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parking-lot pimpin' 

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes
I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!
parking-lot pimpin' by Nick D March 31, 2003

parking lot pimping 

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

Parking Lot Pimpin

Rolling in the parking lot with your tight ass ride. Trying to show off and pick up some hoes.
We were parking lot pimpin in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

parking-lot pimpin' 

The act of socializing with your boys after the club sitting in the trunk of your respective vehicles expecting females to stop all of the sudden, just because... Reserved for niggas that did not accomplish anything in their search for digits INSIDE the club.
Crumb #1: Dawg, fuck these hoes, they ain't about shit.
Crumb #2: Speak for yourself, nigga. I'm about to do some parking-lot pimpin' sitting right here in the hood of my Sephia. Blast that 50 and pop the trunk!
parking-lot pimpin' by Dominikan April 29, 2003

parking lot pimping 

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.
The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.
parking lot pimping by plp April 21, 2006

Parking Lot pimpin' 

Rolling in the parking lot and trying to pick up chicks with your ride
Parking Lot pimpin' by Hanz June 5, 2003
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