Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

Parking Job by Anathemanic January 8, 2012

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Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.

He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.

Parking Job by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025

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Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

Pakistani Parking-Job by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

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one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

one handed parking job by Maria deann December 27, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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