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Parking Nazi

Typical Bitch-ass Wigger, who's sole purpose in life is to punish the people who actually finished Graduate College with a Master's of Science, or Ph.D

Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.
Damn it ! ! ! That faggot-ass Parking Nazi, jacked-off on my windshield again. That the 3rd time this month ! ! !
by White Compton November 7, 2012
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The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses
What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!
by Bleh November 23, 2002
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Parking Nazi

The obnoxious ticket giver who's job it is to make young people, esp. college student's lifes a liveing hell. Often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you're actually going into the mall after parking your car there.
"There's the parking nazis makeing sure I'm actually shopping here today."
by Canadamus_Prime November 2, 2004
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A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.
The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.
by hatred February 4, 2004
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a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.
I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023
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PARKING LOT NAZI

ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.
CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!
by CLASSIC FORD November 4, 2008
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