Dnurse15's definitions

fake Louie

A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.

Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee

by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023

Comin of Jesus

When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.

Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting

by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021

Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022

Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.

I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.

by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022

Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 November 30, 2024

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023