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by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021
Get the Comin of Jesus mug.When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.
Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.
by Dnurse15 February 20, 2023
Get the White trash repair mug.When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023
Get the Armchair Meter Maid mug.When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
Get the Wheel of Father mug.The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.
Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.
by Dnurse15 August 25, 2023
Get the Tar Hill Lane mug.Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
Get the Wal-Creature mug.John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.
by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022
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