Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.
I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023
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Hot wing hangover

When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
by Dnurse15 August 05, 2022
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Comin of Jesus

When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.
Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting
by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021
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Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well
John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.
by Dnurse15 April 04, 2022
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fake Louie

A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.
Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee
by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023
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Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
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Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
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