Definitions by Dnurse15

The Forbidden Chili

The liquid stool in someone’s colostomy bag

Never eat chili dogs at grandmas house. She gets confused and puts the forbidden chili on them.

The Forbidden Chili by Dnurse15 April 28, 2026

Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

Shit House Wreck by Dnurse15 November 30, 2024

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

Mattress Holiday by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Tar Hill Lane 

The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.

Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.

Tar Hill Lane by Dnurse15 August 25, 2023

Wheel of Father 

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

Wheel of Father by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

fake Louie 

A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.

Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee

fake Louie by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

Parking Nazi by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023