10 definitions by Dnurse15
Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023
When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
by Dnurse15 August 5, 2022
A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.
Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee
by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023
Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.
I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.
I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023
by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021