Definitions by Canadamus_Prime

crack pairing 

Romantic pairings (usually from movies, TV, video games etc.) that are dreamed up by uber-fans who were obviously high on crack.

Yuffie and Rufus from FFVII is defiantly a crack pairing.

crack pairing by canadamus_prime January 9, 2008

Speed Nazi 

An overzelous cop with a radar gun. Can often found right at the edge of school or playground zones.

Better slow down, there's a speed nazi.

Speed Nazi by Canadamus_Prime September 26, 2005

Linux 

An Operateing System that's great for running network servers, but despite it being increadable stable, you have to be a Guru to make it work.
Also when it does crash, and yes it does occasionally, it does a spectacular crash.

Every OS has it's place in the world of computing:
Windows - Gameing/Network Clients/Home Users
Linux/Unix - Servers
MacOS - Multimedia and Special Effects
Not that they're limited to these roles, it's just that's where they best perform.

Linux by Canadamus_Prime September 23, 2005

Parking Nazi

The obnoxious ticket giver who's job it is to make young people, esp. college student's lifes a liveing hell. Often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you're actually going into the mall after parking your car there.

"There's the parking nazis makeing sure I'm actually shopping here today."

Parking Nazi by Canadamus_Prime November 2, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

wardrobe malfunction by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004

Political Correctness

Like so many things, it was a good idea initially, but now that it's been taken to it's extreme, it has become another bain of society's existance.

There's 1001 examples, pick one.

Political Correctness by Canadamus_Prime August 26, 2004