Learn How To Park.

Learn How To Park.

Seriously.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ Learn How To Park!

Learn How To Park... Or Else... You Don't Want To Know Trust Me

Learn How To Park. by Learn. How. To. Park. March 3, 2021

to park a trout 

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

to park a trout by davegooner June 22, 2010

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

to Park-bench by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

Paid to park cop 

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

Paid to park cop by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Take a walk to Poo Park

Go for a shit/dump/crap.

Laurie: I got a real bad pain in my stomach.
David: Sounds like you need to take a walk to Poo Park buddy.

Take a walk to Poo Park by mrhaddock December 17, 2015

Taking the dog to the park 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

Taking the dog to the park by T-Kabs April 28, 2010

take him to the park 

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.

Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!

take him to the park by Maylain November 14, 2005