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Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.

Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...

Parf by Churkirby February 22, 2010

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parf

Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.

parf by Anonymous August 23, 2003

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Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

Parf by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012

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Parf

A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.

I heard you parf in the stall at school.

Parf by Sassycat December 13, 2020

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Foggle Parf

Simply a name for very foggy flatulence. Often used during cold months.

Did you see that girl's Foggle Parf?

Foggle Parf by Geewizgabe November 18, 2017

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5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

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Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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