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Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.
parf by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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An expulsion of air through the penis.
My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.
Parf by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012
A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.
I heard you parf in the stall at school.
Parf by Sassycat December 13, 2020

Foggle Parf

Simply a name for very foggy flatulence. Often used during cold months.
Did you see that girl's Foggle Parf?
Foggle Parf by Geewizgabe November 18, 2017

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.
Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.
Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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