Parf

Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.

Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...

by Churkirby February 22, 2010

parf

Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012

Parf

A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.

I heard you parf in the stall at school.

by Sassycat December 13, 2020

Foggle Parf

Simply a name for very foggy flatulence. Often used during cold months.

Did you see that girl's Foggle Parf?

by Geewizgabe November 18, 2017

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009