Definitions by Churkirby

Posémon 

Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)

Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...

Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi

Posémon by ChurKirby April 28, 2011

Parf 

Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.

Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...

Parf by Churkirby February 22, 2010

fak 

A word often used as a substitute for "fuck". Generally used as an insult.

Terms such as "fakhead" are also sometimes used, although it is believed that the original word was fakin (fak-ing) derived from a mispelling of "baking".

"OMG you absolute fak!" or
"Matt, you're such a fakhead!"

fak by Churkirby November 20, 2007